When Gen can’t sleep she watches crime shows.

And when she watches crime shows on Investigate Discovery, she learns things about the area in California she lives in.

And when she learns things, she manages learn that thirty minutes from where she lives boasts of a killer who killed older homeless people for their social security checks and learns more things.

And when she learns more things she learns about a serial rapist who ran around California, Nevada, and Oregon. And she learns even more thins

And when she learns even more things, she decided to incorporate a serial killer who was schizophrenic and suffered from vampirism (yes, it’s a recognized pyschological disorder, ladies and gents) into her vampire novel…..

Gen should sleep more.

5 days ago · 2 notes
#in which gen should be sleeping #she's not #cause parents found out she failed her class #and she doesn't wanna talk about it until the storm passes #murders #crime shows #Investigate Discovery #serial killers #Sacramento

Favorite TV Characters
→ Dean Winchester || Supernatural

Snarky flawless human being you. Give me your babies. :D

5 days ago · 3,646 notes · originally from paulywesley

bwoodin:

I would totally take her in a manly fashion.

^hehehe who wouldn’t?

6 days ago · 11,143 notes · originally from martymikalski

Every hotsy tosty Nazi stand and cheer! x (3:58 onwards)

No one does gay Hitler like Mel Brooks ;3

(Source: danaykroyd, via lana-flawless-parrilla)

6 days ago · 12,810 notes · originally from danaykroyd
#Mel Brooks #The producers #Springtime for Hitler #Gay Hitler

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.
Little Red Riding Hood
I don’t think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.
What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don’t get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.
What full lips you have.
They’re sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to grandma’s place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.
I’m gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I’m sure that you’ve been shown ~ Amanda Seyfried “Little Red Riding Hood” x

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,

You sure are looking good.

You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.

Little Red Riding Hood

I don’t think little big girls should

Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.

What big eyes you have,

The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.

So just to see that you don’t get chased

I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.

They’re sure to lure someone bad.

So until you get to grandma’s place

I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I’m gonna keep my sheep suit on

Until I’m sure that you’ve been shown ~ Amanda Seyfried “Little Red Riding Hood” x